Brother can you spare a rib?

Shorter Billy Dembski: BEACON comes home with the bacon!:

Why doesn't the NSF give meeeeee $25 million?

"Wah!" would've been even shorter, but would limit my ability to distinguish this whine from every other post at Dembski's blog.

More like this

Why doesn't the NSF give meeeeee $25 million?

Short answer: Because Dembski is not doing anything remotely like science or science education.

Shorter answer: They're not stupid.