Brother can you spare a rib?

Shorter Billy Dembski: BEACON comes home with the bacon!:

Why doesn't the NSF give meeeeee $25 million?

"Wah!" would've been even shorter, but would limit my ability to distinguish this whine from every other post at Dembski's blog.

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Ed has written a little about Dembski's claim that Barbara Forrest (of Creationism's Trojan Horse fame) owes her care
I've been a bit derelict in my blog reading lately, so I overlooked this post by Wesley Elsberry.
A while ago, I wrote about Dembski's definition of specified complexity, arguing that it was a non-sensical pile of rubbish, because of the fact that "specified complexity" likes to present itself as being a combination of two distinct concepts: specification and complexity.
Jeff Shallit has issued a response on Panda's Thumb to accusations made (in lieu of a response) by William Dembski to his

Why doesn't the NSF give meeeeee $25 million?

Short answer: Because Dembski is not doing anything remotely like science or science education.

Shorter answer: They're not stupid.