Wii Kills Dog, Then Dog Recovers

We're not going to go to in depth into this story, but it's worth a read.

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It turns out I have more in common with my favorite animal than I thought. NOTE: Usually I find an article and then regurgitate it into the cheeping mouths of our readers in my own words.
Oral sex is a rarity in the animal kingdom with just a handful of species (humans, bonobos) who participate in the act. Well, move over high-functioning primates because there's a new, high-fellating mammal on the bj circuit, the short-nosed fruit bat.
Zooillogix is finally living up to the 'x' in our namesake. We have discovered a microscopic animal that engages in lesbian sex with its dead female friends in order to obtain DNA and thus survive to reproduce.

Jesus dog.

Now if only we can get the Wii to come back to life after it dies....

Her first instinct was to call her neighbor Pene Honey for help.

I initially read that as "Money Penny". *sheepish grin*

"Wii Kills Dog, Then Dog Recovers"

Uh-Huh.

This is my neighbor...

The whole story isn't told. She's had 3 dogs in the last year. She lives off Social Security and bilks the taxpayers for Thousands... This is another of her scams to get money. She's 40 and never had a job in her life. It's what she does for a living. The real story... would be a real story!!!

By Neighbor Hood (not verified) on 05 Feb 2009 #permalink