Avenging Narwhal Playset

For centuries, the Narwhal was the great mystery of the sea. With the body of a whale and the horn of a Unicorn, many people believed these fascinating creatures were harmless inhabitants of the icy waters of the Arctic Ocean. Recent studies, however, have exposed the secret agenda of these mysterious mammals and the true purpose of their extraordinarily long pointy tusks...

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Comes with four Magical Tusks and three adorable animals to impale: Penguin, Seal, and Koala Bear. I guess these came out a while back, but they are my Xmas gift of choice for 2009.

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Wait til it meets those mammoths from Lord of the Rings in a deathmatch.

Narwhals, Narwhals,
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
Coz they are so awesome
Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
Got a kick ass facial horn
They are the jedi of the sea
They stop cthulu from eating ye
Narwhals
They are narwhals
Narwhals
Just dont let them touch your balls
Narwhals,
They are narwhals
Narwhals
Inventors of the shish kabab

Major FUBAR I think, with the koala. Must've misheard polar. I don't think narwhal's are around australia.

For centuries, the Narwhal was the great mystery of the sea. With the body of a whale and the horn of a Unicorn, many people believed these fascinating creatures were harmless inhabitants of the icy waters of the Arctic Ocean. Recent studies, however, have exposed the secret agenda of these mysterious mammals and the true purpose of their extraordinarily long pointy tusks...
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