Unsuccessful suicide edition

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I like these better (although very out of season):
Brazier. Eye damage from Christmas trees. Lancet 1984;2:1335.

Tiede RH, Hover JR, Davies SF. Unilateral phrenic nerve paralysis from cutting down a Christmas tree. South Med J 1994;87:1161-3.

Boglioli LR, Taff ML. "The Santa Claus syndrome" - entrapment in chimneys. J Forensic Sci 1995;40:499-500.

The guy with the polyurethane foam injected it into his nose. There's pictures of the removed, hardened foam in the case report. He might be stupid, but he's the only person in the world with a cast of the inside of his stomach.