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This needs to be read to get the full effect. If you lack patience, here's the short version: Man prays for a powerful religious experience. Man receives powerful religious experience. Man sues church over injuries sustained when struck by religious exper
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Once again, we have a Republican winner in the "Do what I say, not what I do" category.
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This is just excellent - the Bible in LOLcatese. Favorite extract - Job 1.
This poor guy!
A 35-year-old Israeli man was rushed to the hospital on Friday after a snake suddenly emerged from the toilet he was sitting on and bit the man's penis.
There is only one way in which one can endure man's inhumanity to man and that is to try, in one's own life, to exemplify man's humanity to man.
- Alan Stewart Paton, 1903 - 1988
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This reminds me of a joke from grade school:
A kid has a deformed left hand. It is shriveled and claw-like. He gets teased and is terribly self-conscious all the time. One day he falls to his knees, holds his hands up to the shy and prays, "Oh, dear God! My hand is so horrid! Please, please make it like the other one!" Then he watches in horror as his right hand begins to shrivel . . .