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I'm still grant writing (a couple of more weeks), so I Thank God for my Savior, Edward Current, who again saves me from having to write a long Sermonette:
I have to admit, even as a research scientist, used to reading dozens of scientific papers a day, I have a really hard time keeping up with the huge volume of research coming out of the Intelligent Design laboratory, Biologic Institute.
An elementary school in Missouri has been allowing the Gideons to distribute bibles to students on their lunch hour. It's crazy stupid, a clear violation of the separation of church and state (not that fundie churches care about that anymore).
Savior! At least until he was Expelled by that evil Einstein fellow with his dogmatic relativity orthodoxy.
Savior! At least until he was until that evil Einstein fellow had him Expelled for speaking against the dogmatic relativity orthodoxy.
Damn typing fingers ruined an attempted joke...
Naaah! I think "smart asshole" would describe him better. Just think of "the shoulders of giants" and what that means.