Clock Quotes

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband, I'd give you poisoned tea."
He answered, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

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One reason I don't drink is because I wish to know when I'm having a good time. - Nancy Astor
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. - Nancy Astor

My thesis advisor is a big Churchill fan, and I think this is his favorite quote of all time!