Big Week for the Giant Squid...

  1. A giant squid arrives on Italy's shore intact...reporters at scene report Cioppino needed more garlic.
  2. First step purchase 500 gallons of formalin...next step order special-made tupperware measuring 30 feet.
  3. Yiddish proverb...Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life...takes on new meaning as a 7 foot baby visits Mote Marine Lab

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Your Jewish proverb reminds me of a Jewish Haiku:

Lacking fins or tail
The Gefilte fish swims
with great difficulty.