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Perhaps it doesn't fit your stereotypes of what Minnesotans are like, but there are also freaky wild parties with cocaine and huge…huge…well, you know.
Time really flies, doesn't it?
"Space," wrote The Bard,"is big. Really big.
The dude who made you shoot coffee out of your nose and onto your lab notebook is gonna have a freakin' stroke now...
Maybe Craig got a j-o-b?