Retard Butt Sex

You are all the products of retard fish having sex with squirrels. And monkeys are involved somehow. Anyway, someone needs to post Mr. Mrs. Garrison's lesson on evolution from tonight's South Park. All I've got is this:

All hail the retarded fish frogs!!

But Dawkins having the hots for Garrison is a bit too much. Isn't he married to a sex symbol?

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But Dawkins having the hots for Garrison is a bit too much. Isn't he married to a sex symbol?

Well, a sex symbol from the 1970s anyway. To be fair, Richard didn't meet Lalla until the 1990s, so I doubt that was her primary attraction to him.