Start with The Zodiac

... So, if you drive the boat downstream past the hippos they watch you go by, the big male feints attack a few times, you get past them, and everybody gets over it. Up ahead, the next pod of hippos has observed this, and they are waiting for your arrival....


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The younger Free-Ride offspring offers this drawing of a hippo exhorting you to remember Thanksgiving.
tags: pygmy hippo, hippopotamus, Choero
Here's a pretty weird looking photo; it comes courtesy of Markus Bühler (of Bestiarium) and was taken at Berlin Zoo. I don't think I'm spoiling the surprise by saying that it shows a Hippopotamus amphibius....

And this pod of hippos cries out "You can still teach evolution, but give Creationism equal time!"
You pass them, and the next pod of hippos shrieks "Teach the alternative theory, Intelligent Design!"...
...and the next pod of hippos...