I bet you didn't imagine that I would have an Easter story. Well, I've got one and it consists of nothing more than a mercifully short dialog between me and my daughter when she was very little:
"Dad, do you believe in the Easter Bunny?"
"Well, what do you think? Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?"
"Well, I don't know, I'm thinking about it."
"Well, is this important? Why is it important to you to know if the Easter Bunny exists?
"I don't really care about the Easter Bunny. But if the Easter Bunny existed, it would sure make it a lot easier to believe in Santa Claus!"
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Ah, Easter. The holiday when many people ask "Wait, bunnies don't lay eggs. What gives?" Not everyone is a fan of the Easter Bunny, though.
On this Easter Day, as children look forward to visits by the Easter Bunny, do you ever wonder what the Easter Bunny does the other 364 days a year?
I never realized a bunny could be such a sociopath.
News outlets are reporting a surprise attack on Easter. War weary from epoch fighting in the War on Christmas, only recently suspended, most analysts had predicted that there would be no War on Easter this year.
That is so funny. I've had similar conversations with my children.
Good Easter story, Greg!
Well challenged, small one.
From the minds of babes flow the freshest thoughts.
I trust she got a smile and a hug for her efforts.
Parents never told me about the Easter Bunny (or the Tooth Fairy). First ran across them in kindergarten.