The Actual Words of Afroleninist Barack Hussain bin-Obama's planned speech to the School Children of Amerika have been obtained by this blogger, and I have few comments on them.
A Guest Blog by Jimmy James Bettencourt
Until I read this speech, I was pretty happy with Obama. I have not been paying any attention to his policies, but he's cool because he looks cool, acts cool, and is not a dick-head like John McCain or an ignorant moron like Palin.
But now I have changed my mind because of this speech. I've only read the first third of it but so far it's just a bunch of communistic propaganda. Let's have a look at the whole thing together.
Hello everyone - how's everybody doing today?
Seriously? How condescending! Who does he think he's talking to, CHILDREN?????
I'm here with students at Wakefield High School in Arlington, Virginia. And we've got students tuning in ...
A subliminal hint that they should start using drugs????
...from all across America, kindergarten through twelfth grade. I'm glad you all could join us today.
I know that for many of you, today is the first day of school. And for those of you in kindergarten, or starting middle or high school, it's your first day in a new school, so it's understandable if you're a little nervous.
Last time someone told me this, I got a big giant needle in the butt!
I imagine there are some seniors out there who are feeling pretty good right now, with just one more year to go. And no matter what grade you're in, some of you are probably wishing it were still summer, and you could've stayed in bed just a little longer this morning.
I know that feeling. When I was young, my family lived in Indonesia for a few years, ...
OMG, he's making it sound like living in Indonesia is OK or something!?!!? Do we really want out children thinking living in Indonesia is OK???? Next thing you know, they'll all be LIVING IN INDONESIA!!!!! or something!!?!?
... and my mother didn't have the money to send me where all the American kids went to school. So she decided to teach me extra lessons herself, Monday through Friday - at 4:30 in the morning.
Yea, but that's Indonesia Daylight Time, so that's like 4:30 in the AFTERNOON here. Just who does he think he's kidding?
Now I wasn't too happy about getting up that early. A lot of times, I'd fall asleep right there at the kitchen table. But whenever I'd complain, my mother would just give me one of those looks and say, "This is no picnic for me either, buster."
Notice the secret code words: Picnic, Buster, etc. ... grrrrrrr
So I know some of you are still adjusting to being back at school. But I'm here today because I have something important to discuss with you. I'm here because I want to talk with you about your education and what's expected of all of you in this new school year.
Talking to children about their education? In a speech being given in a school?????? OMFG!!!!
Now I've given a lot of speeches about education. And I've talked a lot about responsibility.
I've talked about your teachers' responsibility for inspiring you, and pushing you to learn.
I've talked about your parents' responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don't spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox.
Xbox? Xbox? Seriously, Mr. President? And what about the people with Wii's? Or Playstations????? Are they supposed to just march themselves to the concentration camp????
I've talked a lot about your government's responsibility for setting high standards, supporting teachers and principals, and turning around schools that aren't working where students aren't getting the opportunities they deserve.
But at the end of the day, we can have the most dedicated teachers, the most supportive parents, and the best schools in the world - and none of it will matter unless all of you fulfill your responsibilities. Unless you show up to those schools; pay attention to those teachers; listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults; and put in the hard work it takes to succeed.
Hard work! Aha! A Communist!!!!
This is what happens when the children becomes communists!
And that's what I want to focus on today: the responsibility each of you has for your education. I want to start with the responsibility you have to yourself.
Every single one of you has something you're good at. Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is. That's the opportunity an education can provide.
Maybe you could be a good writer - maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper - but you might not know it until you write a paper for your English class. Maybe you could be an innovator or an inventor - maybe even good enough to come up with the next iPhone ....
iPhone??? iPhone??? iPhone?????
...or a new medicine or vaccine -
OH. MY. GOD. !!!! He's trying to KILL US ALL!!!!
... but you might not know it until you do a project for your science class. Maybe you could be a mayor or a Senator or a Supreme Court Justice ...
Aha! So, now the true secret agenda is revealed! He's recruiting his 20th through 27th Supreme Court Justices! He obviously intends to stay in power FOREVER. Like Fidel!!!!
.... but you might not know that until you join student government ...
AAARRRRGGGGG!!!!!! I can't stand it any more!!!!!
or the debate team.
OK. well, that's a little more reasonable.
And no matter what you want to do with your life - I guarantee that you'll need an education to do it. You want to be a doctor, or a teacher, or a police officer? You want to be a nurse or an architect, a lawyer or a member of our military? You're going to need a good education for every single one of those careers. You can't drop out of school and just drop into a good job. You've got to work for it and train for it and learn for it.
Well, OK, that makes sense. That's sort of good advice, I guess.
And this isn't just important for your own life and your own future. What you make of your education will decide nothing less than the future of this country. What you're learning in school today will determine whether we as a nation can meet our greatest challenges in the future.
You'll need the knowledge and problem-solving skills you learn in science and math to cure diseases like cancer and AIDS, and to develop new energy technologies and protect our environment. You'll need the insights and critical thinking skills you gain in history and social studies to fight poverty and homelessness, crime and discrimination, and make our nation more fair and more free.
I suppose those are good values to have...
You'll need the creativity and ingenuity you develop in all your classes to build new companies that will create new jobs and boost our economy.
We need every single one of you to develop your talents, skills and intellect so you can help solve our most difficult problems. If you don't do that - if you quit on school - you're not just quitting on yourself, you're quitting on your country.
OK, that one thing I'll agree with. Don't quit on your country, kids!
Now I know it's not always easy to do well in school. I know a lot of you have challenges in your lives right now that can make it hard to focus on your schoolwork.
I get it. I know what that's like. My father left my family when I was two years old, and I was raised by a single mother who struggled at times to pay the bills and wasn't always able to give us things the other kids had. There were times when I missed having a father in my life. There were times when I was lonely and felt like I didn't fit in.
Hmm. This might actually get through to a lot of the kids who are more at risk than the others.
So I wasn't always as focused as I should have been. I did some things I'm not proud of, and got in more trouble than I should have. And my life could have easily taken a turn for the worse.
But I was fortunate. I got a lot of second chances and had the opportunity to go to college, and law school, and follow my dreams. My wife, our First Lady Michelle Obama, has a similar story. Neither of her parents had gone to college, and they didn't have much. But they worked hard, and she worked hard, so that she could go to the best schools in this country.
Smooth move, brining in the role model for the girls too. Nice.
Some of you might not have those advantages. Maybe you don't have adults in your life who give you the support that you need. Maybe someone in your family has lost their job, and there's not enough money to go around. Maybe you live in a neighborhood where you don't feel safe, or have friends who are pressuring you to do things you know aren't right.
But at the end of the day, the circumstances of your life - what you look like, where you come from, how much money you have, what you've got going on at home - that's no excuse for neglecting your homework or having a bad attitude. That's no excuse for talking back to your teacher, or cutting class, or dropping out of school. That's no excuse for not trying.
Where you are right now doesn't have to determine where you'll end up. No one's written your destiny for you. Here in America, you write your own destiny. You make your own future.
That's what young people like you are doing every day, all across America.
OK, well, even though he used the phrase "at the end of the day" twice, that is an inspiring way to frame the way kids will orient towards their future goals.
Young people like Jazmin Perez, from Roma, Texas. Jazmin didn't speak English when she first started school. Hardly anyone in her hometown went to college, and neither of her parents had gone either. But she worked hard, earned good grades, got a scholarship to Brown University, and is now in graduate school, studying public health, on her way to being Dr. Jazmin Perez.
I'm thinking about Andoni Schultz, from Los Altos, California, who's fought brain cancer since he was three. He's endured all sorts of treatments and surgeries, one of which affected his memory, so it took him much longer - hundreds of extra hours - to do his schoolwork. But he never fell behind, and he's headed to college this fall.
And then there's Shantell Steve, from my hometown of Chicago, Illinois. Even when bouncing from foster home to foster home in the toughest neighborhoods, she managed to get a job at a local health center; start a program to keep young people out of gangs; and she's on track to graduate high school with honors and go on to college.
Jazmin, Andoni and Shantell aren't any different from any of you. They faced challenges in their lives just like you do. But they refused to give up. They chose to take responsibility for their education and set goals for themselves. And I expect all of you to do the same.
Cool. The personal stories are always cool. Very effective.
That's why today, I'm calling on each of you to set your own goals for your education - and to do everything you can to meet them. Your goal can be something as simple as doing all your homework, paying attention in class, or spending time each day reading a book. Maybe you'll decide to get involved in an extracurricular activity, or volunteer in your community. Maybe you'll decide to stand up for kids who are being teased or bullied because of who they are or how they look, because you believe, like I do, that all kids deserve a safe environment to study and learn. Maybe you'll decide to take better care of yourself so you can be more ready to learn. And along those lines, I hope you'll all wash your hands a lot, and stay home from school when you don't feel well, so we can keep people from getting the flu this fall and winter.
Whatever you resolve to do, I want you to commit to it. I want you to really work at it.
I know that sometimes, you get the sense from TV that you can be rich and successful without any hard work -- that your ticket to success is through rapping or basketball or being a reality TV star, when chances are, you're not going to be any of those things.
But the truth is, being successful is hard. You won't love every subject you study. You won't click with every teacher. Not every homework assignment will seem completely relevant to your life right this minute. And you won't necessarily succeed at everything the first time you try.
Excellent. Inspiring, yet realistic. Encouraging yet down to earth.
That's OK. Some of the most successful people in the world are the ones who've had the most failures. JK Rowling's first Harry Potter book was rejected twelve times before it was finally published. Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team, and he lost hundreds of games and missed thousands of shots during his career. But he once said, "I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
These people succeeded because they understand that you can't let your failures define you - you have to let them teach you. You have to let them show you what to do differently next time. If you get in trouble, that doesn't mean you're a troublemaker, it means you need to try harder to behave. If you get a bad grade, that doesn't mean you're stupid, it just means you need to spend more time studying.
No one's born being good at things, you become good at things through hard work. You're not a varsity athlete the first time you play a new sport. You don't hit every note the first time you sing a song. You've got to practice. It's the same with your schoolwork. You might have to do a math problem a few times before you get it right, or read something a few times before you understand it, or do a few drafts of a paper before it's good enough to hand in.
For the kids who have not already heard these things, this will make a big impact. Very well chosen words. I'm feeling quite inspired. Even the parents can learn from this, I think!
Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it. I do that every day. Asking for help isn't a sign of weakness, it's a sign of strength. It shows you have the courage to admit when you don't know something, and to learn something new. So find an adult you trust - a parent, grandparent or teacher; a coach or counselor - and ask them to help you stay on track to meet your goals.
And even when you're struggling, even when you're discouraged, and you feel like other people have given up on you - don't ever give up on yourself. Because when you give up on yourself, you give up on your country.
The story of America isn't about people who quit when things got tough. It's about people who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best.
It's the story of students who sat where you sit 250 years ago, and went on to wage a revolution and found this nation. Students who sat where you sit 75 years ago who overcame a Depression and won a world war; who fought for civil rights and put a man on the moon. Students who sat where you sit 20 years ago who founded Google, Twitter and Facebook and changed the way we communicate with each other.
So today, I want to ask you, what's your contribution going to be? What problems are you going to solve? What discoveries will you make? What will a president who comes here in twenty or fifty or one hundred years say about what all of you did for this country?
This is truly moving.....
Your families, your teachers, and I are doing everything we can to make sure you have the education you need to answer these questions. I'm working hard to fix up your classrooms and get you the books, equipment and computers you need to learn. But you've got to do your part too. So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you. So don't let us down - don't let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud.
Can't... see... through.... tears....
I know you can do it.
It? IT? IT!?!!?!? Wait a minute, WTF is he talking about!!!! Sounds like communism to me!!!!
I don't know why you went to all this work to come up with the notations. Just wait a couple days and you can copy it off Glen Beck's website. Practically word for word.
George, Beck's version wouldn't have the parts in the middle where the author said that Obama might be reasonable.
Also left out is the part where the kids are told how to tie the red kerchiefs that will be sitting on their desks when they arrive at school tomorrow.
ha ha ha ... how very drole. so smart guy, the president of the united states shouldn't address it's most troubled students? shouldn't encourage them to expect more from themselves? expect them to do better. even though they will become the future of said nation? hmm ... maybe you're the commie? you'd prefer that they dropout and find jobs pushing mops/brooms? drab khaki/grey coveralls with caps? shuffling in place, like their ankles were chained together? because you're so learned and wise, please tell the world what kind of speech you make to those students. even better, why don't you write a speech and post it here, so we can read it.
Thank you for your comment.
In my analysis of the president's speech, I use three special codewords that together tell you where the secret treasure is hidden. Do you know where the secret treasure is hidden?
No, you don't. You don't know because you have the patience of a gerbil and the reading comprehension of a mosquito.
runforyourhonkylifehonky: Yuo will have to forgive my friend Jimmy. He can be a real card.
runforyourhonkylifehonky doesn't seem to "get it".
I wonder if he would "get it" if I used an equally disparaging name? No, somehow I don't think he would.
Great take on the situation Jimmy. You get an A+ in my grade book for this one. Of course, in our new socialisticobamanisticexpialidocious schools, everyone will get the same grade: C (Wouldn't want anyone to feel left out, or anyone to feel "special").
I for one welcome your new psi-communist brainwashing overlord.