What? Is it Christmas again? Damn. Every year I wake up on Christmas and realize I totally spaced the solstice. So what am I going to do with this GOAT I forgot to sacrifice????11??
Well, anyway, now that the War on Christmas is over for another year, you can re-read this.
More like this
Thanks largely to the leather canary, I've amassed a surprising number of non-sucky Christmas songs this year.
Possibly related to the last post. The lyrics are original.
(For this, you need to imagine the younger Free-Ride offspring humming in the background as the elder sings.)
I'm beat, and I have a ton of stuff to do today, so here's some seasonally-appropriate filler.
Set it ON FIRE?
Or, alternatively, you could get a second goat of opposite gender so you can sacrifice a full hecatomb next year.
I've had Jamaican jerked goat. It was very tasty.