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Only for white girls:

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As long as "anything" includes being a total dumb-ass:
So…not all Texans are dumbass crackers. It's good to be reassured about that now and then.
Or, at least, it may not be "protected" speech.
Think about that. Cuts are almost always regressive. Taxes can be progressive. But not in Minnesota, because of our dumb-ass governor.

Almost as funny as the people who will be outrageously offended by it.

Its post racial America! What an idea. :)

this is so funny it make me laugh so hard i wet my pants!!!

lol!!!!!!!!!!