Yeah, but you probably know how to use a lasso, right?
Some of us are journalists. Who originally came from Minneapolis. And still don't know how to use a lasso.
John, what were you doing during your internship as a cow boy in Utah?
I didn't intern as a cowboy when I was in Utah. I was too busy tying to score with ex-Mormon girls. And often succeeding, because it turns out ex-Mormons tend to eagerly embrace everything practicing Mormons discourage. Yes, I'm a horrible, horrible person who deserves to be cast into the Outer Darkness forever.
Some of us are nuclear engineers.
Yeah, but you probably know how to use a lasso, right?
Some of us are journalists. Who originally came from Minneapolis. And still don't know how to use a lasso.
John, what were you doing during your internship as a cow boy in Utah?
I didn't intern as a cowboy when I was in Utah. I was too busy tying to score with ex-Mormon girls. And often succeeding, because it turns out ex-Mormons tend to eagerly embrace everything practicing Mormons discourage. Yes, I'm a horrible, horrible person who deserves to be cast into the Outer Darkness forever.