Do you get annoyed when you buy a pen and it stops working right away?

Me too. But in the old days, they made them to last, even if they were stuck in your stomach for 25 years!

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If I understand correctly, the seat of emotion is in the brain, in the limbic system, so why do I get butterflies in my stomach when I'm nervous? Sincerely, Stomach Upset Dear Stomach Upset,
As noted here in the past, I had horrible stomach problems for a good chunk of last year.
I'm a coffee drinker. I'm not finicky about grind or bean or method of preparation, although I guess I have some preferences. There is one thing that coffee has to have for me, though, and that it's strong. Very, very strong. The spoon has to stand up in the cup by itself.

Should I ever need to smuggle a pen into prison by swallowing it I'll be sure to by that brand. I'm sure spies, terrorists, and organized crime members are all taking note. You might want to buy that companies stock to take advantage of the uptick in sales that will surely follow.