Who killed Osama: Trump or Clinton?

What really happened the night Osama Bin Laden was killed by Hillary Clinton and her SEAL Team?

Or, was it like this?

Check out this maximally LOL item at Slate for all the details.

More like this

Transcript of second McCain, Obama debate (10/7/2008): McCain: I'll get Osama bin Laden, my friends. I'll get him. I know how to get him.
It's a running joke that any time some horrible person is in the news, Discovery Institute fellow David Klinghoffer is sure to pen a piece trying to link that person to the nefarious ways of evolution-defenders.
A few days ago we brought you Word from Australia that Osama bin Laden had driven through several high security checkppoints on the way to Bush's hotel in Sydney, Australia.
Some initial thoughts, on a beautiful day in a palpably better world without Osama:

That is good.

There are two Onion articles around the election that I really like.

"FEC Extends Election By 7 Months To Give Nation Chance To Better Get To Know Candidates"

and

"Report: Peaceful Transfer Of Power Makes Last-Minute Push To Become Most Pressing Issue Of 2016 Election"

(not links).

I hope the time when we can look back at this campaign and laugh comes soon.