Photographer: Julian Humphries.
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Oh the humanity! What carnage! I wonder what the connection with Al Gebra is? Biological warfare?
The real question is what did this do to the lucrative Easter egg market. And let's all pray that this disease doesn't develop the ability to spread directly between lawn jockeys.
So would this strain be PA(H5N1)?
Obviously this calls for a cull of wild and domestic plastic flamingos and the development of a vaccine for lawn jockeys and garden gnomes.
At last! An excuse to hunt down domestic plastic flamingos.
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