Has anyone seen the cover of today's New York Post? Apparently, the NYPost was giving away today's issue on the streets because no one would buy it (and no, I am not posting the cover picture here; it's disgusting. Funny, but disgusting).
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ROFLMAO! Go, Big Apple! Only in New York!
That's good enough for Private Eye (note to Americans - it's a British satirical magazine noted for its covers with speech bubbles inserted over news photographs).
That's fairly close to what what I heard at the military ball I went to last night: "Go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 72 virgins."