Shocking News: Cattle Terrorism

How far will you go to protect your prized cattle from "cattle terrorism" and from theft by aliens?

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The antlers are a crazy idea. With the increase in the number of children, Santa has been forced to use more reindeer over Christmas, and the Finnish herd just isn't big enough. So his Little Helpers go out and kidnap reindeer from all over the world. They hold them in pens until late December, when they're taken out for Santa to use them in stages as he flies rapidly around the world doing his stuff.

So do something about it, unless you Yanks want your presents delivered by Santa being pulled by eight flying cows.

Bob