A couple days ago, one of my doctors told me that "if you could bottle your sarcasm and sell it, you'd be a rich woman." So of course, I had to take this online quiz to see how it measures up against medical opinion. I'll let you peek below the fold for my results, and I hope that you share your results with me, too.
| You're Totally Sarcastic |
 You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. |
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An old college friend and accomplished writer, John Scalzi, recently posted a list of writing tips for nonprofessionals, which I'd highly recommend for professionals and nonprofessionals alike.
My wife tells me I ought to feature a fish that's actually called the Sarcastic Fringehead on the blog — it's a natural.
Straight from Neatorama:
Sarcasm is a cognitive challenge. In order to get the sarcastic sentiment, we can't simply decode the utterance, or decipher the literal meaning of the sentence. Instead, we have to understand the meaning of the words in their larger social context.
Oh, as if. Do you really think your jolly little quiz cound quantify my sarcasm?
I was rated "totally sarcastic." I had to pass the quiz on to like minded friends.
I only have sarcastic moments.
Interesting. I never thought of your blog as containing much sarcasm.
Of course I myself am far more sarcastic in real life than online.
i made the big time :)
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad....
I'm a wimp.
You're Not Sarcastic At all
"Totally sarcastic", which should be about right.
I like your blog by the way.
Ha! So that quiz was really accurate and helpful. I couldn't answer most of the questions, so I came out as "Not Sarcastic At All".
It was kinda obvious which quiz answers got you a sarcasm vote. So second time through I just filled in the rest of the quiz to become "totally sarcastic".
Don't you just love quizzes that give you the answer you want.
The part after "quizzes" is redundant.