Scientists in Germany say they are developing a spray-on condom. They are developing a spray can into which the man inserts his penis. Then, with the push of a button, the penis is coated with a rubber condom.
"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' - once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."
A spray-on condom that is like a car wash for your favorite penis!
Jan Vinzenz Krause, from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, said it would be perfect for men of all sizes.
"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."
He said the plan was to make the condom ready for use in about five seconds after application and claimed it would function more effectively as it would fit better and not slip off.
Mr Krause hopes the hi-tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008.
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Umm,hopefully the opening of the can will accomodate all sizes.
Yeah, but can they fit them into those dispensers in public restrooms? ;)
Seriously, though, that's hella neat. I'd use 'em.
which will be available in different strengths ???
Different strengths? Sounds a bit like beer, cigarettes or garbage bags. I can see it all now. Spray-on Lite, or Spray-On Tuff-Duty. I wonder how you know when the latex supply is getting low and the can is almost empty? Also, I noticed that it says *nothing* about how to get the stuff off after. ;-)
Ribbed? Flavored?
uhm....resevoir tip??
What is the temperature of the stuff when it leaves the can? Will it fit in your pockets or wallet? I guess I'll stay with the conventional ones.
This is definately fuel for the late night TV commedy routines. I also would be concerned about getting it off!
uhm....resevoir tip??
The man just has to learn how to ejaculate air while applying the spray-on condom.
i'm with lauren... what happens to the ejaculate? having everything fly back up my urethra doen't sound very convenient...
I'm with Lauren too. Damn, I don't want to spray something onto or into my urethra, much less have a backfire like Elmer Fudd's shotgun when Bugs sticks his finger in it. No, sir!