tags: online fortune generator, fortune cookie, online game
I found a fortune cookie fortune generator online for you all to play with. I got a weird fortune and I am curious as to what fortune you got.
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Your Fortune Is
My iPod Won't Let Me Be President
Huh! You can do that?
Woosh goes the randomizer.
Whoosh.
Gullibility really does destroy lives. A Vietnamese couple in Australia, the Trans, were missing a purse, so they made mistake #1: they went to a fortune teller to find out where it was. Really, magic doesn't work.
Good fortune will elevate even petty minds, and give them the appearance of a certain greatness and stateliness, as from their high place they look down upon the world; but the truly noble and resolved spirit raises itself, and becomes more conspicuous in times of disaster and ill fortune
Your Fortune Is:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
:o)
Hmmm. s/get/has/
Bob
"7/5th of all people do not understand fractions."
The others were definitely more fun...
Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
...in bed!
(not that this series seems to need that particular enhancement.)
support bacteria, it'sthe only culture some people have
An old game to play with fortune cookies is to append to each fortune, "between the sheets". Half of these hardly seem to need that....
My local "fortune" command (standard in UNIX!) says: "There will be big changes for you but you will be happy."
And the "Wacky" generator gives: "Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them."
"Baseball got it all wrong, a man with four balls cannot walk."
"Just because men have one doesn't mean they need to be one."
That one was funny, but this one's actually kind of profound:
"War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left."