I Could Take 20 Five-Year-Olds in a Fight

I can only take on 18. If there's more than that I'll hide behind you.

According to that questionnaire, I could take 25. Hah!

27! probably shouldn't be proud of that.

Only 15---but I've always been a lover not a fighter.

My answer is 2. One under each arm. I'm a grownup, we're here to protect kids, not wage war on them.

(If I'm not required to move, I could pin down a third child while holding the other two.)

25 of those lil twerps had it coming...the rest sent me running for mommy!! *sniff sniff*

Bring the five-year-olds on! I can take 30.

My result: 31 five-year-olds. Either I kick ass or I'm a very, very, VERY bad person.......

or you are a grade school teacher in NYC!

The secret to taking a large number of five-year-olds is not to take them on all at once. Move around and manipulate the flow of the fight so that you are only facing one or a few at a time. Do not allow yourself to be mobbed.