Here's something silly for you to play with this morning while you pretend to be working;
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I am horribly, terribly disappointed with myself and my score on this stupid quiz. What was your score? (Keep in mind that I'll never speak to you again if you scored higher than I did);
Yeah, me!
Although I did spot one mistake in the test itself .. did you also see it?
Even though Homeland Security is not happy about this, I am rather pleased about this discovery. How about you?
What were your results for this "Name that Drink" quiz? I admit that I need more practice;
I can only take on 18. If there's more than that I'll hide behind you.
According to that questionnaire, I could take 25. Hah!
27! probably shouldn't be proud of that.
Only 15---but I've always been a lover not a fighter.
My answer is 2. One under each arm. I'm a grownup, we're here to protect kids, not wage war on them.
(If I'm not required to move, I could pin down a third child while holding the other two.)
25 of those lil twerps had it coming...the rest sent me running for mommy!! *sniff sniff*
Bring the five-year-olds on! I can take 30.
My result: 31 five-year-olds. Either I kick ass or I'm a very, very, VERY bad person.......
or you are a grade school teacher in NYC!
The secret to taking a large number of five-year-olds is not to take them on all at once. Move around and manipulate the flow of the fight so that you are only facing one or a few at a time. Do not allow yourself to be mobbed.