This is interesting video sums up my view of America perfectly .. After visiting a Denny's Restaurant, President Obama was visibly shaken and disillusioned; and plans to abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, and learning what to say when you burp [2:46]
Of course, I want to point out that Denny's looks upper middle class when compared to the McDonald's in my 'hood. Just sayin'.
The Onion News Network is an arm of The Onion, America's FInest News Source. The network's style of hard-hitting, on-the-ground coverage of live news events has become a standard in the news industry. The network can be viewed in 92.2 million U.S. households and more than 500,000 American prison cells, making it the most-watched cable network in the world. It can currently be seen in 312 countries, with broadcasts in 52 different languages.
You had me going for about 3 seconds before I noticed the Onion symbol.
Good one Devorah!
This had me laughing at first but I believe I reached some level of depression by the end when I realized art imitates life.
ha ha! awesome!
If we could band together and make our country a little bit less of an embarrasing disgusting shithole, that is change we can all believe in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I figured something was up when it was talking about burping and crap, then it was really fucking obvious when The Onion popped up XD... hint to The Onion- you should change your name and logo for one new broadcast as a joke... maybe fool some actually smart people!
This is The Onion.
Amazing satire is expected :D
PLEASE tell me that that was some kind of joke and America really hasn't gone that far down the toilet?
It was a joke.
As for the second part... well...
The only one I actually believed was real, was where a bullet-making corporation were recalling a hundred thousand defect bullets that only pierced through skin instead of exploding through.
That was hilarious on multiple levels.
[blockquote]The only one I actually believed was real, was where a bullet-making corporation were recalling a hundred thousand defect bullets that only pierced through skin instead of exploding through.[/blockquote]
You must be joking.
You do know that lethal injections for executions have been challenged on the grounds that they haven't been proven to be safe, right?
Think the host was good, the rest was a bit over-played and stereotypical. But I mean America... It sucks to be you guys.