Breaking News: Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

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In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.

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