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In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.
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Habeas corpus is the name of a legal instrument or writ by means of which detainees can seek release from unlawful imprisonment.