I love the repeated display of Ray's banana!
Is Allah the One True One? There is written word to prove it! Apparently.
Of course, there's Frodo, and he doesn't make demands on my behavior. Nor does Tom Bombadil for that matter. I think he would like me to not pollute Middle-Earth, but that's one that I can live with, mostly.
And Goldberry is beautiful, so that is the religion that I will take up: Tolkienism. Tolkien, the Prophet! May the Peace of the Valar be upon him.