Meet Dr. Rudy Ortiz from the University of California, Merced. He is a winner of our show your pride in comparative physiology at EB contest! In case you can't tell from his tie, he is passionate about his research with seals. Congratulations Rudy! Enjoy your Starbucks gift card.
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When Senator George "Macacawitz" Allen of Virginia was still considered a viable presidential candidate, I asked this question:
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"He hit me."