Full Body Armor: The New Black?

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

You might think that Press Secretary Tony Snow (left) and White Advisor Dan Bartlett (right) are decked out like this because Iraq is so dangerous that they have to wear this on the way to the U.S. embassy. But you would be wrong. It's simply that these guys are on the cutting edge of fashion, and you're just too dorky to know that.

I can't wait to see what the Fuggers would do with this...