By way of Amanda, when pandas attack:
Don't mess with the panda! Odds are pretty good that this will crack me up for days.
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I'm sad to report today that watching panda pornography didn't excite the two pandas enough for them
tags: giant panda, Ailuropoda melanoleuca,
tags: Gerry Ellis, WoLong Nature Preserve,
"The males often prefer eating to mating."
Oh, that's funny.
They weren't even messing with the panda though! Unless that insidious jacket was sending some signal I wasn't aware of...
Maybe the jacket was made of bamboo fibre.
And those big cute baby-face cheeks are pure muscle. I've seen them bite through bamboo that a keeper needed two-handed loppers and some effort to cut. The claws are impressive too. Letting some oblivious guy sit where he did is bad cage design.