Omni Brain Now Offering Online Degrees.

i-6a96fa6e3b17d5cbbe5f90ce3e880a42-diploma_omnibrain_small.jpgIn association with Credentialix and our friend Brian, Omni Brain is offering online degrees!


IT'S YOUR FUTURE OF TOMORROW, TODAY!

In today's fast-paced society, it's hard to know what jobs you are or are not certified to perform. That's why I've come to tell you about a fantastic new online service, Credentialix (from the creators of Netflix)!

Our service is simple: By paying our monthly fee, you will be entitled to any degree of your choice. Feel free to keep it as long as you like, with NO PUBLICATIONS NECESSARY! If you feel like a change of career is in order, simply return your degree in our prepaid diploma holder, and your next degree should arrive in the mail in just a few days!

Credentialix is an accredited online university, and has been compared to Harvard and MIT. There are several flexible pricing plans to choose from:

$5.99/mo : A Masters Degree in any Liberal Arts or Social Sciences field

$6.99/mo : A PhD in any Liberal Arts or Social Sciences field

$15.99/mo : An Associates Degree in Computer Science*

*Please note, our pricing plan has been scaled based on the average salary for individuals holding each degree.

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I'd order two, except that I noticed the date on the sample diploma is June 14, 1980. Something tells me that no matter how great Omni Brain degrees are, no one's going to believe I earned two PhDs more than five years before I was born. :)

By Psychobunny (not verified) on 06 Feb 2007 #permalink

You were just a twinkle in someone's eye, but you were a VERY SMART twinkle.

Vossians? what the hell are they?

I don't know, but I've got a degree here that says I speak Vossian. Thanks Credentialix!