Yep, Bacon Christmas tree ornaments at etsy. Better not show this one to the Mrs. Pontiff.
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An absolutely beautiful hummingbird illustration by paperfashion, AKA Kathryn Elyse:
“Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli. Reality is plywood and plastic, done up in mud brown and olive drab.