Periodic table of swearing

By stoat on July 15, 2010.

Hugo is disappointed there is no Stw. Although I'm not really sure that is a swearword.

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The creators of that table expose a severely limited vocabulary. Did they do no research? There are thousands of English words missing.

Nice to see a periodic table joke that actually uses periodicity.

They missed Stfu (Shut the fuck up). This is especially effective when combined with Ysfc.

At a glance, the chart seems to be missing the cunthanides and the transurinics.

Missing the fartinides.

Well, it does have the "light gases" category!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RQjQvxtmK8A/TEHUWtFLnyI/AAAAAAAADKo/HXKgvNxHk…

Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense

(hat tip to Metafilter)

Heh. Cs is totally different in the states. And we have the highly unstable JCsC.

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