Open Thread

Lawrence, Kansas is having a loud and aggressive godless event this weekend, ReasonFest, with a nice noisy poster and of course, a noisy video. You should go and make some noise. Or at least make lots of noise in The Endless Thread. Or if this is all such short notice, there's also a Berkeley event coming up on the 29th, SkeptiCal. No silence, at any rate, not ever any more. (Current totals: 12,308 entries with 1,361,001 comments.)
A metaphor for the conversations in the Endless Thread, that is. (Current totals: 12,297 entries with 1,358,694 comments.)
I've done this 200 times now? (Last edition of TET; Current totals: 12,283 entries with 1,355,799 comments.)
Yeaah…I'm pretty sure this video isn't safe for work. Ladies and gay men, I give you Hunky Jesus. (Last edition of TET; Current totals: 12,272 entries with 1,353,192 comments.)
I do love me some Devo. Don't neglect to check out the interactive video. (Last edition of TET; Current totals: 12,262 entries with 1,350,652 comments.)
All my life I've been looking for good advice on how to be stylish and cool, and at last I've got it…from Weird Al Yankovic and Lady Gaga. (Last edition of TET; Current totals: 12,245 entries with 1,347,100 comments.)
I have just now arrived at home after a very long day of travel from Hawaii, so all I'm going to do is serve up some cheese and vegetate for a while. Enjoy the Octaman for a bit until I've recovered. (Latest edition of TET; 12,226 entries with 1,344,028 comments.)
OK, gang, you know I'm at a meeting, and when I'm not attending talks, I'm strolling all over Waikiki (did you know you simply cannot get a table for 9 on short notice on a Friday night?), and when I'm not hangin' with the devo homies, I'm on a totally scrambled sleep schedule…so what are you doing continuing to talk and fill up the endless thread? Am I superfluous or something? Anyway, here. Look at turtles. I'm plunging back into the meeting. (Last edition of TET; Current totals: 12,215 entries with 1,342,113 comments.)
I know a lot of you skip the silly videos at the top of each edition of The Thread, but this one has a Rabid Lesbian Atheist of DOOM! How can you possibly skip it? (Last edition of TET; Current totals: 12,204 entries with 1,339,658 comments.)
Time for a new open thread.
I'm very tired and it's been an extremely long day, and you just had to go and fill up the endless thread. OK, here you go, you cruel taskmasters, fill this one up now. I'm going to bed. (Last edition of TET; Current totals: 12,191 entries with 1,337,781 comments.)
I must be very old. I remember a friend getting recordings of the Goons sent by mail, and we'd sit around listening to an old reel-to-reel tape machine and we'd laugh and laugh. I suspect that Eccles and Bluebottle will not resonate with the whippersnappers here, but I shall inflict them on you anyway. (Last edition of TET; Current totals: 12,173 entries with 1,334,165 comments.)
If I converted to Spaceology, would you all mind if I turned the endless thread into my personal ashram? (Current totals: 12,156 entries with 1,331,434 comments.)
You know how scientific disputes are settled, volublists of the eternal thread? With epic rap battles. Bring it, Hawking. (Current totals: 12,143 entries with 1,328,883 comments.)
Don't worry, it's not such a big deal, as the thread of infinite lives and this video demonstrates. (Current totals: 12,133 entries with 1,326,356 comments.)
And it's all explained in song! It seems right for the perpetual thread. (Current totals: 12,111 entries with 1,322,671 comments.)
You know what I ought to do? I ought to start every iteration of the endless thread with Neil Patrick Harris singing. Because he is awesome. I don't need to ask if everyone already has a copy of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, do I? (Current totals: 12,098 entries with 1,319,797 comments.)
All the cool kids in the endless thread were talking about the versatile uses of the phrase "in my pants", so I have to join in and ruin the whole party. (Current totals: 12,081 entries with 1,316,661 comments.)
Put your hands over your delicate, shell-like ears, thread denizens, this song is not safe for work. If you like it, play it a second time for the creationists. (Current totals: 12,067 entries with 1,313,567 comments.)
It's not such a drag to be the skeptic in the room when the room is full of skeptics. Keep on arguing. (Current totals: 12,053 entries with 1,311,057 comments.)