Open Thread

Will some cheerleaders cheer up the thread a-gogo? Or will the denizens focus their hatred on me? (Current totals: 11,356 entries with 1,185,115 comments.)
Since the last episode of the thread for obsessive conversationalists was all about that Christian obsession with calling Hitler an atheist, here's another one: religious dupes lying about Einstein to make it sound like he was on their side. Einstein never said the words they're putting in his mouth, and it's a bogus argument to begin with. (Current totals: 11,352 entries with 1,183,778 comments.)
So, denizens of the deep dark thread, how well would you do on a Hitler quiz? (Current totals: 11,342 entries with 1,181,677 comments.)
We passed 100,000 comments in the last segment of the zombie thread, so here's something to do with that magic number. (Current totals: 11,326 entries with 1,178,732 comments.)
Really. You need more thread because you filled up the old one? Oh, well, it's an excuse to exhibit the latest Mr Deity. (Current totals: 11,308 entries with 1,175,434 comments.)
Time for more thread
We seem to be infested with nasty little conservative know-nothings lately, so here's some rodent repellent that the usual denizens of the long-suffering thread will find mostly unobjectionable. George Takei calls out a nobody named McCance. I'm seriously tempted to echo some of the hateful fundie rhetoric just to get Takei to wink at me. Lily Allen sings about the appropriate response to the anti-gay wingnuts. (Current totals: 11,301 entries with 1,173,849 comments.)
By request, this open thread is dedicated exclusively to non-political topics. Let's have a race between this one and the political thread and see which can gather the most comments overnight! The loser thread will be closed tomorrow morning.
We shall be gnashing our teeth soon enough, so I'm opening a new instance of the constant thread dedicated to all your grousing about the elections. I already did my part and voted a straight Democratic slate, growling at every Rethuglican candidate on the ballot. Too bad that I know exactly how the vote in rural Minnesota will go. In case there is a diversity of political opinion here, I provide three videos to cover the spectrum. And because some people don't want to talk about politics at all, here's an apolitical thread. Republicans! Moderates! Socialists! (Notice how I've…
On this dark and dismal night, let us turn the denizens of the perpetual conversion towards serious thoughts of feminism, poverty, the environment, and something else. (Not safe for work. But funny anyway). "We're just monkeys in shoes." Love that line. (Current totals: 11,272 entries with 1,169,543 comments.)
What's with the somewhat gleefully morbid turn of conversation in a thread that will not die? It's time to bring on the Death of Rats. (Current totals: 11,259 entries with 1,166,933 comments.)
Did you know that I imagine all you participants in the font of endless typing looking exactly like this couple? (Current totals: 11,231 entries with 1,162,863 comments.)
For this instance of the thread prolonged, I include a video that uses a few naughty words. It's Sunday, though, so you probably won't play it at work. Play it in church instead. (Current totals: 11,212 entries with 1,160,522 comments.)
Ah, the power of teeny-tiny little things nibbling away incessantly, never stopping, adding a little more, bit by bit. I don't know why that comes to mind. (Current totals: 11,195 entries with 1,158,305 comments.)
Wise advice to the heathenish hordes of the profligate thread. To which I would add, do not expect to be raptured if you are not into fornication, either. (Current totals: 11,180 entries with 1,155,853 comments.)
Let us transition from yet another piece of the gargantuan thread to something about the Catholic mass. (Current totals: 11,170 entries with 1,153,477 comments.)
Will the denizens of the busy busy thread appreciate a lecture about pungent body odors? Sure, let's try it and see. (Current totals: 11,152 entries with 1,150,589 comments.)
There's all kinds of depressing economics talk on the thread without an end, so let's cheer everyone up. Just remember, when a ship sinks, one end can rise up into the air, first. (Current totals: 11,137 entries with 1,147,926 comments.)
There is no end to the perpetual conversation because the upcoming new generation is going to be just as 'militant'. Here's a 9th grader showing more maturity and rationality than all the believers. (Current totals: 11,127 entries with 1,145,721 comments.)
Don't worry. I'm just trying to confuse the participants in the very, very long thread. (Current totals: 11,115 entries with 1,143,704 comments.)