"An atheistic conspiracy to destroy Christ using testable hypotheses"

As fair a definition as any of Newtonism.

I think that we can probably fit Intelligent Vacuuming into the "big tent" of Intelligent Falling. Questions about whether objects are pushed or pulled can safely be left until after we destroy the naturalism of modern physics, and replace it with a theistic science.

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There's a gravity shortage, we've all got to do what we can.