Yestetrday we recieved an email asking us to vote on the new coffee bar at the NRB (NRB = New Research Building = No rich person has yet donated money to Harvard Medical School for this structure)
NAMING THE COFFEE BAR AT NRB
(Vote for your favorite name)*Atoms
*Carbon
*Javium
*Particles
*Aliquots
*Catalyst Café
*CoffeeOmics
*Eureka (café)
*Synapse
*Oasis
(in my opinion they could have spiced up the list by replacing "Aliquotes" with "Ali-G-quotes")
When the new molecular biosciences building opened at my old university some of my lab tried to get the cafe named "The Dead Rat", which would've been much more interesting than the name it ended up with.
I like that.
I like Javium, but how about "The Caffienator"? That would include the tea and diet coke crowd.