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Chimpanzee walking bulldogs in some sort of bizarro world (i.e. Japan). We've delivered you some strange Japanese imports in the past, but this raises the bar.

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By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 15 Jan 2008 #permalink

God damn. What a relief I don't understand a word they're saying.

So this is what I make of the Japanese intellectual food chain:
Buzzards > Monkeys > People who work in pastry shops that sell to Monkeys > Bulldogs > Television viewers

By LonelyFatGuy (not verified) on 15 Jan 2008 #permalink

We've delivered you some strange Japanese imports in the past, but this raises the bar.

It also takes the cake and was the cat's meow! Or was that the dog's meow? LOL
Dave Briggs :~)

By Dave Briggs (not verified) on 17 Jan 2008 #permalink