They just don't write spine tinglers about killer pandas like they used to. Check out Heroic Comics #35, Facing Death in a Panda's Mouth, in its entirety below the fold.
Thank god they shot that panda. I thought they were goners! Via judgeabook.
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Oh that plucky white man. He always seems to scrape by in the end.
And those educational parts about superstitious foreigners was an extra special bonus.
Gee whiz, I wish I'd married an adventuresome New York lawyer who would drag ME to the other side of the world to kill pandas!
They forgot to mention the panda's blood-curdling growl when baring its fangs. "Mountains of China along the Tibet border" are much safer now.
This reminds me a B-horror Holywood flick "Marsupials". Its a bad way to leave this world, getting mauled to death by koalas.
I went to the National Zoo last week and saw two pandas eating bamboo.
All I'll say is, if you were a bamboo stick, you wouldn't be laughing.
Reading the first panel, "a rare beast, a giant panda, Dean's wife!" makes for a much more interesting story.
Holy Jeez! Those folks were lucky! Pandas are killers! It was the panda or them!
that is amasing