Friends don't let friends eat friends

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These are Food Chain Friends. According to FAO Schwartz, "They're friends. They eat each other. It's a complicated relationship!" Uh. . . okay. You try to explain that to YOUR kids!

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Via Boing Boing Gadgets

Well... some friends eat each other...

Man. I'd hate to be FAO Schwartz's PR flack when some concerned parent decides realizes that these toys are a child's intro to 'vore.(probably best to not google that at work)

"They're friends. They eat each other. It's a complicated relationship!" Uh. . . okay. You try to explain that to YOUR kids!

I think the tech term is "Vorarephilia". Googling that term includes a Cthuloid insanity warning of 0.9 of a Nyarlathotep. How the hell I actually know that probably says a lot more about me than anyone particularly wants to know, so don't ask.