From The Cronk of Higher Education, New First Year Experience Class: How To Not Be An Asshole, this is very funny.
The six-week class is comprised of five modules:
- So You're Drunk: A Guide To Quietly Stumbling Home
- Street Signs Are Not Dorm Room Decorations
- Streaking: A Fast-Track To Suspension
- Noises Neighbors Hate To Hear After 10 pm
- Nine Reasons the Police Will Handcuff You
Current students expressed skepticism about the offering.
"I think it's retarded," remarked Marco Miller, a current first year student. "Sometimes, when I'm mad, I just want to pee on a statue or throw bottles at parked cars. No class is going to convince me that those kinds of things aren't fun. The Dean can suck it!"
Why did no one tell me of this Cronk before?
(Via the studentaffairs.ca blog.)
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As anyone who's a regular reader of my Friday Fun series will know, I'm a huge fan of The Cronk, that paragon of higher ed satire.
One thing you have got to give to the more-than-slightly unhinged staff at The Cronk of Higher Ed is that they have a bizarre and hilarious take on the most important issues in higher education.
And sort of dead-on too.
This is a case of So Funny It Hurts.
Consider this a bonus Friday Fun entry for the summer silly season...
Yeah, we've all had this kind of week.
Thanks to The Cronk for humourously saving my soul this week: University Performs Fastest Soulectomy on Record.
Beautiful work. I just forwarded to my college-age kids.
Thanks for the link John. The cronk is a great read - would love if they did a podcast.
Good thing that Marco Miller lives in USA. I know what the police will make suck him if he gets got in my country, and as an extra will got taught the many horrible things that could be done with a beer bottle.
If Marco doesn't want to learn from a course, I hope he learns from experience.