"Hello, I need to purchase a fish licence"
"a what?"
"a fish licence for my pet fish, Eric.
He is an halibut."
"a what?"
"He is... an... halibut"
"You've got a pet halibut? you're a loony" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5MnyRZLd8A
Priceless.
By the way, they love that joke down at the Red Lobster. Cracks 'em up every time.
"Hello, I need to purchase a fish licence"
"a what?"
"a fish licence for my pet fish, Eric.
He is an halibut."
"a what?"
"He is... an... halibut"
"You've got a pet halibut? you're a loony"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5MnyRZLd8A
Priceless.
By the way, they love that joke down at the Red Lobster. Cracks 'em up every time.