War On Easter Surprise Attack

News outlets are reporting a surprise attack on Easter. War weary from epoch fighting in the War on Christmas, only recently suspended, most analysts had predicted that there would be no War on Easter this year. But they were wrong.

From the front:

This is Easter, the day Christians everywhere set aside to celebrate the day they were hoaxed by a gang of Middle Eastern charlatans into believing a local mystic rose from the dead... at Pharyngula.

How to spot the enemy, at Laelaps.

Peep Research

Radio Propaganda War Heats Up.

Linked; Easter and Cold Fusion. at Halfway There

Are you ready for the war on Easter? Dispatches.