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What I want to know is: how many DGUs against alien abduction?
IMPLICATIONS OF THE ROPER ABDUCTION POLL
By Elaine Douglas
47 abductions per hour in the United States
The Wetterling Abduction (1989) is a relatively well known case of an unsolved child abduction. Patty Wetterling went from bereaved mother of abductee Jacob Wetterling (11 years old) to child saety advocate to Congressional canddiate.
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A for effort on the Snatch translation. On the DVD, Mickey's description of the caravan is subtitled as "?????" even with the Pikey translation subs.
Why should we care about saving alien cows? Aren't they just taking jobs away from American cows?