I am Worth More Dead Than Alive!

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Thanks to my drinking pal (and blog pal) Orac, I now know that, as corpses go, I am worth a fair amount, it would appear, according to the cadaver calculator. In fact, I'd guess that I am worth more dead than alive! How about you?

$5150.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth. From Mingle2 - Free Online Dating

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According to Reuters, Gunther von Hagens of Body Worlds fame is going to create an entire exhibit showing plastinated cadavers in sexual poses. He already includes two "copulating cadavers" in his current show:
Orac's calculated value (if he shuffled off this mortal coil in his present state -- and I really hope he doesn't) piqued my curiosity and led me to calculate the value of my own potential cadaver.
I'm not sure whether this is reassuring or depressing.

Dang, I got $5090 and thought I was doing OK!

The real money is in parting yourself out. eBay is missing a huge market. :-%

(Is there something in the water? I see a lot of these things popping up on blogs I read.)

Huh, $5475. Though I get $6475 if my disability counts as rare.

You're worth twice as much as me.

Good news: you're worth $25 less than PZ. This is good news: I don't need to renegotiate the contract with Kidnappers'R'us.

Well, unless they offer a $30 discount.

Bob
($4025. So I'm definitely not worth it)