Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out of Touch with Miserable Americans

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This daring news interview with the nations' top thinkers comes right out and says what we've all mumbled under our breath to ourselves in the privacy of the unemployment line: the Obamas are too damned happy! They're so happy that it's downright unAmerican!

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