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It's been difficult, but I am so proud of the Rethuglicans for finally finding someone to be their 2012 presidential candidate who accurately reflects their values and mental capabilities so well!
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I've been pondering what to say about Ronald Reagan over the last couple days, and reading what others have to say. The first thing I said to someone when I heard he had died is that we would now have to endure wildly exaggerated obituaries from both his political supporters and enemies.
Suppose you're driving down the highway at 70 MPH due west to a destination some 100 miles distant. Which of the following constitute "change"?
Except that these days in the Republican Party, Reagan would almost certainly be viewed as too liberal to be a Republican standard bearer. He raised taxes on more than one occasion, negotiated nuclear arms reduction treaty, etc.
Trouble is, Reagan wouldn't have gotten the 8 out of 10 required to pass their test.
"That which is dead can never die, but rises, stronger than before."