Breaking News: Green Man, Blue Cat Finally Published

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Good news for those of you who wish to purchase a new book for your friends and colleagues for Christmas: the book, Green Man, Blue Cat has finally been published to rave reviews! The intended audience is children, but apparently working adults are the biggest fans. I can hardly wait for my review copy!

Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Children's Picture Book Series

How many thousands of copies do you think will be sent to George Bush as a Christmas present? I'm taking your guesses now, and the person whose guess is closest can have my copy after I've written and published the review.

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They are going crazy for this stuff. There is a site Green Man devoted to something like this