Exxon Hires Dogbert Consulting

Okay, that headline should really say "What if...", but hey, this is one of "the internets" and I'm just one of those irresponsible activist bloggers, so what do I care? But let's get to the point...

Today's Dilbert cartoon offers some sound advice to Exxon Mobile, half of which they are already following.

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Now, true to my vile, hate-spewing nature, I must say "I can't wait til they get to the second half" or something similar...but I just don't have the committment and follow-through required to reach blogger bigtime.

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